(I know this picture has absolutely nothing to do with this post. Buuuttttt I like looking at it and figured you would too. Plus it makes it look like she’s working hard, which I have been.)

Wow. I feel like it’s been forever since I’ve written an update for this blog. So where the hell have I been and what the hell have I been doing?

Well let’s start with where I’m at now and then we’ll talk about the exciting news I have for you.

Personally, I’ve never been better. I’ve got a great girlfriend who I’m crazy about and we’re going on a year together- it’s pretty exciting. It’s funny, I can almost hear you scoffing at me, saying how I’m out of the game now… but guess what. We have threesomes. A lot of them. So all you haters can suck on that.

In other news, I’ve taken up DJ’ing as a hobby. While it’s not serious at the moment I hope to get into a club to start playing for crowds at some point in the new year. Read more